Donkey Car
Many things in Tsintsabis catch the eye of a visitor unfamiliar with the village. One of those things is the donkey car. A donkey car is the Namibian equivalent of a horse-drawn carriage, an SUV or sorts. It generally consists of a team of donkeys hitched to the bed of an old pickup truck, which is outfitted with seats for passengers. Some cars are little more than a collection of old scrap metal riding on a single axle. Others are certifiably indestructible and are probably made from old parts of Land Rovers. Some have no seats, so the passengers have to sit on blankets or bare metal. Others have a bench for the driver, seats in the back and a nice soft suspension system. There is definitely a range of quality in these cars, but as we know from the states, a big engine can make up for any other shortcomings in your vehicle. Translation: if you have more than three donkeys in front of your car, people will look at you reverently as if you were driving a Ferrari.
Since the day I arrived in Tsintsabis, Ive wanted to ride in a donkey car, so I decided to try one out one weekend when my friend Nell was in Tsintsabis (She was volunteering at the local school). I recruited Paul, one of the workers at Treesleeper, to help me find someone who was willing to rent out their car. We walked around on Saturday morning and inquired at different donkey pens around town looking for available cars. Eventually one of Pauls friends, the former cook at the school, gave us a good deal $3 for an entire morning of donkey-drawn bliss and we agreed to return the next morning.
At about 10am, Nell, Paul and I returned to the donkey-car garage to pick up our ride. The sons of the cars owner rounded up two donkeys for us and hitched them to the trailer as we looked on. The donkeys appeared to be in pretty good shape. One was clearly a little older than the other, but both appeared to be well-fed and neither caused any problems as they were being hitched to the cart. The hitching gear was a collection of rope, string, chain, and pieces of old tire put together with nails to create a harness. reins, blinders, etc. The cart itself consisted of scrap metal bound with wire to parts of a car frame. Thankfully, it had a hard wooden bench to accommodate the driver and a copilot. Passengers had to stand in the back. It seemed solid enough and was balanced chariot-like over a single axle that had wheels outfitted with tires from China.
After pumping up one of the tires, we hoped in and started driving. I took the reins and turned the team toward the Treesleeper office. Stasja had told me to come by if I managed to get a cart and said he might be interested in coming along on our joy ride. Everything went relatively smoothly and we made it to the office without incident. On the way we picked up George. Stasja decided not to join us, so we set out north on a dirt road toward Angola.
Unfortunately, we didnt make it to Angola. In fact, we hardly made it out of Tsintsabis. As we drove away from the office, the young donkey began pulling to the right, dragging the cart off course. I tried to haul him back to the left with a hard tug on the reins, and he reluctantly moved back into line. A minute later he again pulled to the right, almost sending us off the road and into the bush. I yanked hard on the reins and managed to get him back on the road only after running over a couple of stumps. It continued this way for the next 15 minutes. The donkey pulled to the right, and I (and later Nell) hauled on the reins to get it back on the road. When we finally managed to get the donkeys trotting in a straight line, the older donkey, which had already stumbled a few times, fell down and nearly catapulted us out of the wagon. Luckily it recovered quickly, just scraping its knee, leaving us with quickly beating hearts.
When we passed the road leading back to the donkeys pen, they decided they had had enough running for the day and tried to turn at the intersection where we had planned to go straight. They ended up turning the cart a full 180 degrees and only after we spent some time wrangling with the reins and getting out to push the stubborn beasts did we manage to get them pointed in the right direction. When we were back in the car, the donkeys, not to be outdone, turned it again to face the direction from which we had just come. By that time, their stubbornness had won out over our resolve. We directed them toward their pen, and they took us back straight away, no yanking or pushing required.
Our morning on the donkey car wasnt exactly the joy ride we had expected it to be, but the experience was well worth the money. I met one of the donkey carts owners sons it the club the other night and he told me that they are still training the younger donkey. Realizing that we may have just had some bad luck with our donkeys has renewed my flagging interest in taking another donkey car ride. If I do go out again, though, Ill make sure to get a cart with 4 donkeys.
